January 2011
109 posts
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
officious seeing eye bitch
i legitimately wish to unfollow those who didn’t appreiciate black swan.
I even had an argument with my friend, called her an uneducated shit and told her to fuck off because she said, and i quote “It was shit. It was just shit. I didn’t think there would be all that dancing. It was so boring and shit.”
whatafuckingwhore/
i want a gold tooth
my mum says i should either do it now, while im in full time education, or when i’m pregnant, because you get free dental, and she got one when she was pregnant.
It’s ‘cos she’s a G.
twinklelikestars:
I stay up as late as I possibly can so that the second my head touches my pillow, I fall asleep. That way I don’t have to sit in bed and think about things that will only make me upset.
“The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls…Not that we...
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so...
i overslept
my mum has GIVEN UP, so left me asleep
who da fuck cares about skool n e way?
clearly not my mum…
who has her hair in rollers?
going out later
might go through the university
because Robert Downey Jr is filming Sherlock Holmes 2
probably meet him, won’t i?
legit.
charlottejanerumsey asked: the tights are from topshop!!!!!!! xxxx
charlottejanerumsey asked: the tights are from topshop!!!!!!! xxxx
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