Why is it that Tom Hardy makes such sweet melodies of beauty with his face,
And yet. AND YET, finds it impossible to make little more than a trouser trumpet when the issue of shoes comes along.
Most men don’t find it that hard.
I am willing to forgive the other clothing misdemeaners, my boyfriend also likes a jogging bottom now and again when the mood strikes, and I am more than willing to accept an ed hardy tshirt mishap. But the shoes.
Please Mr. Hardy, go forth to your most proximal shuh, office, good lord man, even a tk maxx! There, purchase some converse (or similar). They’re cute, they’re comfy, they’re smart enough to wear to a smart casual function, if you hide them a bit. Whatever. Salvage your feet.
I’m not even asking for proper footwear…throw me a friggin’ bone.