September 2011
54 posts
- mum: don't actually touch your laptop screen, you'll make it dirty
- me: i'll stop licking it soon.
watching tom hardy
- me: shh, my boyfriend is talking.
- mum: i think there's going to be a wet patch on the seat when that interviewer stands up.
- me: well she can just go ahead and walk herself out the door.
RDJ IS IN GREENWICH
Pretty sure that on a scale of 1-meant to be, I’m about a 9 on the meeting him scale. It’s got to happen. He’s well within my reach right?
this one time i was following this blog called ruffians and it was beautiful because it was all men I’d fuck without hesitation.
your sexy tails eroticise me
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Thankyou.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS AWAY WHEN I'M NEAR YOUR END JESUS FUCK GIRL
I’m seriously organised….