September 2011
54 posts
- mum: don't actually touch your laptop screen, you'll make it dirty
- me: i'll stop licking it soon.
watching tom hardy
- me: shh, my boyfriend is talking.
- mum: i think there's going to be a wet patch on the seat when that interviewer stands up.
- me: well she can just go ahead and walk herself out the door.
RDJ IS IN GREENWICH
Pretty sure that on a scale of 1-meant to be, I’m about a 9 on the meeting him scale. It’s got to happen. He’s well within my reach right?
this one time i was following this blog called ruffians and it was beautiful because it was all men I’d fuck without hesitation.
your sexy tails eroticise me
Thankyou.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS AWAY WHEN I'M NEAR YOUR END JESUS FUCK GIRL
I’m seriously organised….
