- mum: don't actually touch your laptop screen, you'll make it dirty
- me: i'll stop licking it soon.
- me: shh, my boyfriend is talking.
- mum: i think there's going to be a wet patch on the seat when that interviewer stands up.
- me: well she can just go ahead and walk herself out the door.
Pretty sure that on a scale of 1-meant to be, I’m about a 9 on the meeting him scale. It’s got to happen. He’s well within my reach right?
this one time i was following this blog called ruffians and it was beautiful because it was all men I’d fuck without hesitation.
I’m seriously organised….